What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

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Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

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what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

Womens rights !

Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

At least I dont have AIDS.

Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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