- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and sticky? A chocolate ice cream made with too much margarine and not enough of the ice mixture used to make Mr Whippy

Whats worse than 1 bee sting... 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings... The hollacaust Whats worse than the hollacaust... 3 BEE STINGS!!!

Why don't you play uno with Mexicans? Because they collect all the green cards.

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

Ok, for Christ’s sake, these sh!tty “animals falling out of a tree” jokes are NOT funny; they were never funny and they’re certainly not getting any funnier with you rehashing them every 5 posts. Fncking stop it.

wanna hear a joke? women rights. -ZombieUr

My dog has no nose! Then how does he smell? Terrible!

The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't rape, which her sister had experienced while traveling in 2007.

what's faster than an asian on a bicylce on payday? many things

In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

What did the hat say to the other hat? Nothing, because hats don't talk, stupid.

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

What's Worse Than Unripened Fruit? Crippling Depression.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the baby fall out the window? Because the parents left the window open by the crib.

So two clowns walk into a bar... . . . . . . . . . . They died

Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

So snoop dog drank some milk! :)

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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