You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

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Needless to say,

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What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

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How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

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Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

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What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

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Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

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Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

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what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

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Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

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P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

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Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

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Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

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An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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Your momma is so white, when she goes out in the sun it is necessary for her to use a lotion with an SPF greater than 30 because she burns easily and is also afraid of skin cancer.

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What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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What do you call a blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba? A blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba!

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You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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