A man named Joe has practiced drawing cartoon characters his entire life. When Joe turns 15 he decides to enter a local drawing competeiton. Joe works very hard drawing his cartoon and finally finishes. When it is the time to hand in his drawing his drawing, he hands it in an receives a satisfying 2nd place and continues on with his life. Two years later Joe decides to enter another drawing competeiton (this one much more competitive) after his drawing skills have tremendously increased. He begins drawing and is 3/4 of the way finished when Joe is brutally murdered by a mentally disturbed man and cannot hand in his art work and is therefore disqualified from the competeiton and loses.

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Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

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You know I can, and I already have, as once the mind knows its getting certain medications, it spends the energy required in order to achieve the effect, this is what psychiatrists and those assholes would call "psychological effect". With that said, I am still tired, and the stimulants are waking up my ouchies too, so I think ill get some sleep and dont worry, I can sleep with any stimulants as long as I can use my mind. By the way, my "hypnosis senses" are not hypnosis by themselves, but in order to hypnotize oneself and other, one must learn to read body language and stuff like that, something which I now do subconciously because I am experienced. Alice is calm again, her hands are shaking but she is cold, I am pretty sure she is far more tired than I am, so I kinda ordered her to go home, this guy can type for me. Just want you to know that I am doing fine now, and that the PTSD is much less severe than before as my brain no longer remembers the voice and looks my parents had back then, so I just feel my nose getting punched and breaking, its... Surprisingly annoying, so ill get some sleep, if nothing else it will help Alice get better, and I wont lie, I need it.

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Three men of different race and religion are on a plane; they enjoy their flight, and two of them have a good meal with no pork. Thirty years later, two of the men share the same flight, but failed to even recognize each other on the first.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

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why does column have a letter n?

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Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

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roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

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What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

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whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

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They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

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Why does Michael j. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients

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You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

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How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

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Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

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Why did the car cross the road? Green light

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yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

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There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

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What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

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What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

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Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

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