What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

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a man walked into a bar ouch

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roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

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Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

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What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

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what's blue and goes blub blub? a blue blub blub

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Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

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What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

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If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

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What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

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What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

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In Soviet Russia, it is the largest country in the world. A lot of the parts are uninhabitable though.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bed? A: The victim of a serious car accident in a hospital bed.

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Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

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As little Timmy crossed the finish line his heart raced with excitement he had just won the big race. Later he and his family went home to celebrate they had pizza and chips and soft drinks. Then they played scrabble and watched spiderman 2. After that Timmy went to sleep. When his parents found him that morning they mourned and mourned because their hero little Timmy was still asleep.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's

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What's the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue

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And love is, bein' the owner of a company that makes rape whistles and even though you started the company with good intentions trying to reduce the rate of rape, now you don't wanna reduce it at all cuz if the rape rate declines you'll see an equal decline in whistle sales. Without rapists, who's gonna buy your whistles? Who's gonna buy your whistles? Love is all about whistles.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

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why do i have a pain in my left side i dont know but im scared

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F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

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Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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