- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

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What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and suffered from a self-inflicted gunshot wound in his head, he is being treated by medical professionals

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