Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

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A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

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What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

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Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

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did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

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A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

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A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

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what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

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Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

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A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

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A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

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You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

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Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

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John Rustenburg at the dinner table

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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