- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

You know whats worse than getting punched in the face? Getting kicked in the balls.

Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

What is White over Black? Society.

what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

why does one side of a v-flock of geese have more birds? Because it does.

Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

What did the man do when he dropped his bar of soap. He picked it up

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

I'M THE GRAPIST!! I'M GONNA GRAPE UR MOM AND UR DAD AND UR WHOLE FAMILY!!!

What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

It is so hard to write an antijoke.

Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

An Asian walks out of the library.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

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