- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Snoop dog wash his clothes with Bleach

Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

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Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

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What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

Why did Suzue fall of the swing? The chain broke.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

Roses are red Violets are blue Clever rhyming punch line refrigerator

What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

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