How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

A man with short term memory loss loses his memory every day. His last memory before his accident is the day he escaped this hostpital and murdered a family of five. He continues to do this every day and he is known in Mexico as cincochico.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

Penisland

Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

what did the shark do when he died.....

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

What'sucks and white Jackson

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

Wh did Steve Jobs invent the iPhone? Because he was smart.

Jimmy and Ted are racing each other at the end ov the street. Jimmy is taller and thinner but Ted has more endurance. Who wins the race? A: the drunk driver

why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

Scott Gomez

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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