What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo To whom is Boo?

what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

a bald man walks into a hairdressers and demands beans on toast.

What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

-What's the worst part about killing a baby? -Probably either recieving the death sentence or living psychologically scarred in prison for life.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

Whats white and sticky fluff

A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

say cheese

Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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