What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

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A women's opinion.

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Tell you something funny.

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Fine, just remember that I want to help you, but you cannot ask me for help, and then throw a shitstorm of accusations at me, I have never worked for the feds and never will, I know nothing about their code of operations nor... Anything really. Let me give you an advice, I know that at least two people you trusted deeply betrayed you, but if you are not going to trust anyone again, then leave point zero while you still can do so alive. And no babe, this is not a threat, its advice.

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(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

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A Jew! Bless you.

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what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

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What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

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A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

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Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

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Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

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What do you call a black cop? Officer.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

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Whats long and black? The unemployment line

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Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

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What do a woman and a female dog have in common? They were both annoying so I put them down.

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A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a Jew. The elephant has elephant cancer.

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what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

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A polar bear walks into a bar, sits down, and says, "Can I have a.........................beer?" The bartender asks, "Why the large pause?" The bear responds, "I have a speech impediment"

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What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

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