- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

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What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

A: I've got a new knock knock jokes! Wanna hear it? B: Yeah. A: Oh you first. B: Knock knock! A: Who's there?

What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

Rick Santorum 2012

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Dogs in my home.

Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

whats purple and savage? Barney!

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