- Anti Joke

A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

What's the difference between a woman and a car? A woman is merely a useful object, whereas a car deserves love, care, and respect.

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

I need a good anti joke....

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