what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

no

Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

My butt!!!!!!!!

If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

whats 2+2? 4

one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

skurfboards we love fat kids

Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

what did one tree say to the other? move over

Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

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