A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

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Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

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What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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water, hydrated silica, glycerin, sorbitol, PVM/MA copolymer, sodium lauryl sulfate, flavor, cellulose gum, sodium hydroxide, propylene glycol, carrageenan, sodium saccharin, titanium dioxide all adds up to colgate. SO AS A MATTER OF FACT, CHEESE PLUS PIE IS CHICKEN. CONSIDERING THE FACT THAT I LIKE SAYING CHEESE, JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL BECAUSE THEY WERE BAGELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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ass.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

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I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

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Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

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what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

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"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

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A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

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what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

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what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

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Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

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Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

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Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

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Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

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A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

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Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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