Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

A middle-class family went away on vacation. While they were gone, a pyromaniac burnt down their house. Their cat was still inside.

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? 1 dead babies in 10 trees.

so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

What do you call a hobo that lives a in a box. A hobo

What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

Why didn't the boy have any toes? - Because he did not have any legs.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

What do you call two black men in bed? Twix

There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

What is black and blue and red all over? Rihanna

What's worse than aids? Super aids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

wanna here a dirty joke? Suree A white horse fell in a mud puddle dum dumdum dum duuuuuuummmm

Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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