how do you keep a blonde busy for 7 to 8 hours. you give her m&m's and tell her to spell a word.

Aaron Pfeifer likes men

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

Did you hear about the guy who got all of his left side cut off?! He died of blood loss and permanent damage to his vital organs.

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

Jesus walks int a hotel and places a handful of nails on the counter in front of the innkeeper. He is immediately turned away as the innkeeper understandably does not accept nails as currency.

What did Chuck Norris say to the man that asked for his autograph? He happily obliged and continued on with his day.

Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

AIDS

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

What did the prostitute say to the nun? It's nice to see you again, Sister.

Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

Wheelchair high jump

what does it mean when Justin Bieber sounds like a boy someones hit puberty

Pokemon go: Team mystic

How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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