How did the girl die? 25.

Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it is a largely water-based, delicious fruit that provides refreshment in such a hot country and conveniently flourishes in the said climate.

What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

What do you call a blind man on a jet ski? Dead.

Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

Why was the little girl blowing bubbles in the swimming pool? Because she was drowning

why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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