- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

Why shouldn't you play poker in the woods? Due to the stereotypical lack of human population in such an area, it would be excruciatingly difficult to find a partner with which to play competitive card games. I suggest trying solitaire instead.

Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers? Because he's a wanker

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

Why did the woman not make her husband a sandwich? Because he died in 9/11

What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

Why did the yeti make an omlette? To practise making omlettes.

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