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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then delivered by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their mass execution.

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If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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I saw a shovel once.

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Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

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Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

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Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

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Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

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You're tall.

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A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

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Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

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What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

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So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

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Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

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What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? That would be a very unlikely thing to happen, unless a mildly scary predator was released in front of them, or they weren't all stepping back at the same time.

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ass in my face ? no

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There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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