- Anti Joke

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups