why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

squirrels with massive bonerss

George Bush.

Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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