2 women were sitting quietly

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A young baby died.

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LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

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What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

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why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

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two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

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Moralman... Seriously man, take it easy, my name is Nero, yes I play dual identities sometimes, it is only in order to convey my hidden messages to my people. I am deeply sorry to admit that those that assaulted you where indeed from my order, they have been prosecuted by the law and excluded from our order.

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Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

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Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

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How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

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i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

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What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

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What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

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how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

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What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

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Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

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So there are 5 people on a plane the president, a movie star, and man who is on the verge of making world peace, the smartest man in the world, and the pope the piolt has a heart atack at and the plane will crash soon there are only 4 parachutes. So the first is Obama and he saysI won a Nobel piece prize and I run American see ya later and he takes the parachute next Steven hawking says sory pope Im taking this because I don't believe in God and black holes are cool so he takes the parachute and jumps out. Next Charlie Sheen says I need to entertain people and keep the drug dealers in business so he. Takes the parachute and jumps out. Then Francis turns to the hippie and says if you achive world peace it may help eliminate some poverty so you take the last paratute and jump out then the hippie says in return no its OK Steven Hawking took my back back. When they land they decide to serch for Steven's body and they find nothing. You see Steven Hawking had taken his own paratute with him and took the Hippies backpack to sell it and make some money

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A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

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Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

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What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

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How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

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Anti Joke

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