Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

four little monkeys jumping on the bed... one fell of and bumped his head... mama called the doctor and the doctor said... im calling child protection services.

i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

YOU

How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

Win and Beau have no friends

What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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