- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

The Holocaust.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

2 women were sitting quietly

A young baby died.

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