- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

These Jokes suck.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

Juggling lions and breast feeding.

What happens when batman jumps off the top of a building? His fake wings fails and he dies upon impact of the ground.

A man walked into a metal bar, they were playing Metallica.

Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bed? A: The victim of a serious car accident in a hospital bed.

why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

Dylan is a person

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