- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

There are 100 men enjoying a cruise to celebrate an important contract going through at their place of employment. The boat then suffers a major malfunction and tragically sinks to the bottom of the ocean, miles from any land masses. Not a single man died, how is this possible? They all used the lifeboats supplied on the boat and followed the standard procedure to deal with such a crisis.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

Why did John stay home from school? He died.

What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

a man walks into a prostitute.

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.