Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

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Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

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Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

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Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

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Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

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meme

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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What did Winnie the Pooh say to Eeyore? Nothing, he just suffocated him in a pot of honey.

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What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

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Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

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A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

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How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

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How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

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James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

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SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

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Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

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What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

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what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

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Can I ask you a question? You just did

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What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

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A 8 year old kid and his dad are having quality time at the park,and relax at a nearby picnic bench after a thrilling game of tag."I love you." says the son. The father about to respond,promptly gets shot by 3 stray military issue assault rifle bullets that came from a heated dispute about a stolen car that got way out of hand. He dies,and the kid ran crying a long distance away. After he gets himself in a dark alley with nobody else around he laughs,and mutters "The plan went perfectly!" He pulls out a detonator and presses it. The White House,Washington Monument,and several nuclear power plants across the continental United States blow up,killing millions of people.The child,also in possession of nuclear bombs, holds the entire world hostage and becomes ruler of the entire planet Earth. Fin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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