What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

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What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

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Bob dole

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A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

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womens rights

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Johnny woke up christmas morning, went downstairs and opened his presents to find he had an iPhone, iPad,Ps3 Laptop, the full lot. Then his mate came around and Johnny bragged about all the stuff he had got. Then his mate replied," I wish i had cancer".

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A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Like this joke, bitch.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

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How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

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Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

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Your biggest fan.

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Why is Roenz Gay? He isnt.

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How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

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Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

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Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

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An enormous black man wearing a durag walks into a bar. Due to the diverse and friendly comminuty he lives in, nobody judges him on his race, ethnicity, or culture. He goes on to pursue his career in business and gets a Masters Degree in Business Administration. He get's a job as an IT Director for a very successful business and he marries a well educated woman. They have 2 kids, but one of them is diagnosed with "Ondine's Curse" and dies in it's sleep. Distressed, and mourning the death of his newborn son, he seeks help from his parents. Regardless of his parents comforting and loving attitude towards him, he goes into the inner city smoking and selling illegal drugs like crack. He even got into cocaine and marjuana. 4 and a half years later, he was about to attempt suicide, when he saw his only living son, whom he loved with all his heart, walk into the room with his teddybear. He just looked at him, and he looked back. Suddenly, the father started crying. Flashbacks started playing though his mind of his happy life he was steadily pursuing. "why me?" He constantly thought to himself. What did he do to deserve this? 7 years in the future. The father was diagnosed with terminal cancer. Right before his death, he asked to talk to his son. "Son, listen to me. Never try to comtemplate the world we live in, it's too spontaneous and insane to understand. This world can either give you bliss or depression. Nothing inbetween. And most people who make there way up to the top eventually will fall. What goes up must come down. Ha... I never thought I'd be talking to me own son giving him a silly lecture in a deathbed. But just look at me..."the father gets very muddled and disoriented* "...Son. They say most of us have a good reason to live. Well don't most of us have a good reason to die too?" Malik Cartwright died on March 22, 1999. His son went on to legally change his middle name to "Leek", after his father's nickname. He went on to get the same Master's Degree that his father received, and had kids of his own. The whereabouts of the mother are unknown.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

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What is the defference between an apple and a banana? Horses, because vests have no sleeves.

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What did the Vietnam veteran see on Christmas that changed his life? Nothing, he was blind. He continued to live his life in the same way, begging for drug money and getting bullied by all the other homeless vets.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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