What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

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Soccer...

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What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

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This is an anti joke. Please make it the bestest and most well likeded one on this site.

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

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what did the shark do when he died.....

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What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

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knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

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There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

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did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

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A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

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Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

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rebecca is a hard worker

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A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

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why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

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How did sarah break her arm? She was in a tragic car accident. An ambulance arrived and quickly rushed her to the hospital where she was cared for by medical professionals.

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What has two arms and two legs? A human being.

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What did the toilet say when I pooped in it Nothing I just crapped in it

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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