- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

Who is blue and smells like green paint? Matt Daly

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

donald................duck for president

Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

my captcha says : forkin chickens

ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

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