boobs.

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The awkward moment when you have cancer.

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Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

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Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

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Do you know mirror has 6 letters and half of then are r's?

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Alex Eggbert

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A woman who owns a parrot leaves her home, forgetting that a plumber is scheduled to come fix her sink. A few minutes after she leaves, the plumber arrives and knocks on the door. The parrot calls out "WHO IS IT?" The plumber replies, "It's the plumber. I've come to fix the sink." The plumber waits for a minute and, seeing that nobody has come to the door, knocks again. The parrot calls out "WHO IS IT?" The plumber replies, a little more loudly, "It's the plumber. I've come to fix the sink!" The plumber waits for a minute and bangs hard on the door. The parrot calls out "WHO IS IT?" The plumber screams, "IT'S...THE...PLUMBER!!! I'VE...COME...TO...FIX...THE...SIIIIIINK!!!" Just then, the plumber clutches his chest and falls dead to the ground. When the woman returns home, she sees the dead man in front of her door. She opens her door to go to her phone and asks the parrot, "who is it?" The parrot replies, "WHO IS IT?"

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Bailey you suck at writing anti jokes quit!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :(

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Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

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What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

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Whats bad about a black cop coming to your house? I was having a KKK meeting in the basement.

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How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

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Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

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Do you know the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human, and one is an inanimate object.

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stuarts mum

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Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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They say those with anti-humour are the wisest.

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whats worse than hitler? Anti-Jokes By darragh hamilton

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whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

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What is scary? Obama might get reelected.

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I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

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