- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

a woman leaves the kitchen.......

Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

There are two monkeys sittingn a bathtub. The first one says, "Scratch my back Mack." The second one says, "That's okay Joe I've got a radio of my own." (laugh like you think it is funny)

What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

im black

whats a dick a dick

What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

A woman leaves the kitchen.

the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

Wanna hear a joke? No.

A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

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