What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

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What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

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Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

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Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

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Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

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Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

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Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No soap, radio!

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Knock knock. Come in.

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Why is the guy fat? Because he eats too much.

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Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

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Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

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What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

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Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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