whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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i cant think of one.

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What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

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Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

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I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

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Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

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What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

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Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

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Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

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GAME OVER!!!!!! OF COURSE!!!!!! I BEHELD AS SATAN FELL FROM THE SKY..: LIKE LIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIING! Street Fighter 2: The (antijoke) Movie. Moral: Raul Julia, you are the man, rest in peace dude you made that movie a masterpiece, do not give this a thumbs up for me, but for the most brilliant performance he ever gave.

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What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

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How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

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How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

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There are two monkeys sittingn a bathtub. The first one says, "Scratch my back Mack." The second one says, "That's okay Joe I've got a radio of my own." (laugh like you think it is funny)

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What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

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Knock, Knock. Come In.

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A woman should not be in the kitchen.

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What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

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What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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