Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

roses are red. violets are violet...

How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

An asian without a future.

A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

Jews

vaginas are pretty!!!!

why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

drake

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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