How do you stop a bird from flying? Shoot it with a harpoon gun.

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Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

I hope you shut the others down before you called me by my name, otherwise this will convo will get fairly short.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

Two chairs were sitting there. One chair says "Could you pass me that cup?" The other chair says "Oh my God a talking chair!"

What's worse than dying? Dying poor.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colorblind

Why was the boy kissing up to his parents? He only wanted them to say "I love you" for once.

A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital due to a large aneurysm that has burst in his brain because he walked into the bar.

How do you stop a black guy from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

Why did Osama bin laden plan 9/11? Same reason Justin bieber was born....

Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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