Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

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What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

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Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

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Knock knock. *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? ImBrewn

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Whats worse then world war 3 world war 4

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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Whats bad about a black cop coming to your house? I was having a KKK meeting in the basement.

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

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What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

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A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

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Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

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a bald man walks into a hairdressers and demands beans on toast.

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How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

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A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

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When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

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What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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