- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

who is gay for wild ones- Ryan Mcgggguigan

If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

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