What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

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Knock Knock whose there? ach ach who? bless you

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

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WNBA

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

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Whats white and sticky fluff

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What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

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Two guys walk into a bar the third guy ducks

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread, and loaves of bread are incapable of understanding the intricacies of fly-by-wire guidance and propulsion systems.

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack collapsed because of serious drug abuse and stress jill followed after not being able to handle the tragedy of her brothers death this wouldn't have happened if they got into my van when i asked them too.

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What's the difference between Micheal Phelps and Adolf Hitler. Michael Phelps is an Olympic swimmer who has won many gold medals in the 2008 Olympics in swimming races and is considered to be one of the greatest swimmers ever. Adolf Hitler was a terrible man who was the leader of the Nazi party during the World Wars. He ordered to kill eight million Jews, causing what is called the Holocaust. He is considered one of the worst men in human history. Other immature people would say Micheal Phelps can finish races.

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Why does a Jew, a catholic, and a buddhist eat pizza? because they like the way it tastes.

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What did the guy say to the other guy? LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS!!!!!!!

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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What's a Jew's favorite food? You would have to ask on an individual basis because it is unfair to say that all Jew's have the same favorite food

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

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Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

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What did the man with cancer do? Die

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What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

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Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

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The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

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Anti Joke

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