- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your time.

What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... __/\_/\_/\_________________

speech and debate.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue shotgun How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose and shoot it with a blue shotgun.

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

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