I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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