a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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luke moore cant pull it back

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whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

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Women Driving.

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if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

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How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids­­­."

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why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the secondhand shop.

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I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

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Whats worse than getting dirt on your brand new J's Finding your girlfriend cheating on you with your Great Dane and realizing that he dose her better than you.

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A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

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Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A severely beaten and bruised man who was found un conscience and robbed in a dark parking lot behind Dennys at 2 o'clock in the morning.

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack addiction. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And is then a homeless broke man who does not even have 4 quarters to his name.

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What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

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SCP-009-J is missing. Where has it gone? Is it under the table? Was it sat upon? Is it there on the ceiling? Is it under the rug? Was it gobbled right up by a quantum pillbug? Did it run through the tunnel? Did it fall down the stair? Was it sent back in time to a carnival fair? Did it get on a train to a far-away place? Is it locked in a falsified beacon from space? Did it fall in the oobleck and [DATA EXPUNGED]? If it clogged up the sink, will it have to be plunged? Just where has SCP-009-J gotten to? Oh wait, that's right! SCP-009-J is you!

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mark is mark

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What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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