A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

Why do women why perfume and make up? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

What do you call a black priest who's name is John? Father John

What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

A socialist, a Muslim, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for you Mr.President

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

knock knock... whose there? I don't know why don't you open it and find out dumb ass... Gosh people and their common sense these days!!

did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

What do you call a man man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? Bob(he is bobbing in the water)

What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

roses are red violets are blue you might think i can write poems but, bit i really really can't

A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

Look, gullible is written in the sky! The man looks up and there it is.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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