ecks! why zee?

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Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

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Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

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Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

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Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

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Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

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Two muffins are in an oven. The oven is set to 425 degrees farenheit. The two muffins are taken out of the oven once cooked, and enjoyed by the couple who cooked them.

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roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

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Snausages.

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What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

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Why can't men give birth? Because men do not not have the reproductive organs required to give life to a new born child.

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why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

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How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding multiple worms in your apple

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems show me your boobs

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

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Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

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Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- *Commits Suicide*

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What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

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Guess what I did to the clown I hit it with an axe

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- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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