Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

Kathy Griffin.

Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

womens rights

what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

A guy walks into a toilet store and there are 3 left 1is silver 1 is wood and 1 talks he took the one that talks. the next day he is shitting and he hears the toilet "do you see what i see

Whats worse than getting stabbed in nuts? A retarded baby that survived the abortion

What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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