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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

There is a man who is half black half Jewish. He walking up a hill really fast. What happens to him? Answer: The Jewish side of his body will fall off and the black side will walk away.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

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What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

whats polish and black a polish black person

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

What has four legs, and smells when it's wet? A wet dog.

Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

What's small and red that sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade.

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