- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

rishi is gay (coventry england)

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

An Irishman walks out of a bar

Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

A baby seal walks into a club.

a fish swimming in the water swims

a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

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