How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

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Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

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How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

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What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

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Woman.

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What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

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Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

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Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

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A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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Why? Whats wrong?

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A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

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How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

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Comedy.

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What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

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what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

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Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

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Stop being a centipede

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

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A king's son's birthday came one day and the king asked what he wanted. "You can have anything in the world son." He would say. The prince answered,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." So for his birthday he got a rollar costar, a new car, a water park, a castle, and of corse some purple ping pong balls. The same answer went out of his mouth for three years. One day the prince was driving in his car, and he got into a terrible car accadent. And while he was in the ER and saying his last words, his father asked,"Son, before you die, i must know, why did you want purple ping pong balls for your all of those birthdays?" And the prince said,"Well I wanted them because-" and then he died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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